BigLoudShanks was Ogre! Blacktooth want fight! Blacktooth no get fight. Boo. Fight stopped by FancyShanks.
CatShanks lead us up trail, and we get attacked by BiggerLoudShanks! Me do PARKOUR and jump up on back of bigger Ogre. DefinitelyNeverBeenADragonShanks paralyze Ogre, and me get to use shinky weapon and slice ogre throat.
Blacktooth like to get all slicey.
Me go up ahead and scout and see buildings and farmhouses and weird corn and GARBAGE! Just piles of it, sitting around! Blacktooth want go roll in it, but me make will save and tell group what me sees.
We go to farmhouse, and porch is trap! Blacktooth jump off trap real quick. But a StupidShanks open door and set off trap before Blacktooth get chance to disarm. StupidShanks go inside first, too! Let Blacktooth go first. Blacktooth detect and disable traps and PARKOUR!
FancyShanks set off trap, slide down hole. Blacktooth go down too. Blacktooth help fight VegetableShanks. Blacktooth no like vegetables.