GreenShanks bust down door from VeggieShanks, run through. Don’t GreenShanks know house have lots of traps and Blacktooth good with the sneaky traps?
Me catch up with GreenShanks in time to find treasure! A room filled with rotten meats and boneses! Blacktooth happy, gnaw on bones and keep some.
We find stairs, but then called back. FriendsShanks find small room with chest! Oh it could have much treasure, but could be trapped! FreindsShanks need Blacktooth, me check chest. No traps. Greenshanks open big chest.
Much shiny! Shiny shiny shiny! Me like the shiny. Most things too big for little Blacktooth, but me keep shiny shiny ring and dagger.
We all go back up stairs, more traps! Blacktooth see in time to Parkour! and not get hit, but not able to warn friend, GreenShanks. GreenShanks tough though.
At door at top of stairs though, me see trap. Fancy trap – tiny tiny tiny wire run from doorknob up side of frame to ceiling, where spikey trap is. Very sneaky, but not sneaky enough for Blacktooth. Me disable, keep FriendsShanks safe.
But this room, this room have more treasure. FRESH TREASURE. Meats and skins and blood! Some FriendsShanks get sicks, but not Blacktooth. Me find rat that eats flesh and meats from floor and eats it. Human/Rat turducken! Yum! But, that make other FriendsShanks sick, and me feel sorta bad, but not very.
It was scruuuuumptioussssssss.
But then Ogres and their rat friends! One ogre was one we let go, other was OgreDaddyShanks. We fight, we get hurt, but we wins. In middle of fight, me find trap on other door, keep FriendsShanks safe. And, Blacktooth kill dire rat.
DefinitelyNeverBeenADragonShanks make everyone feel better. Blacktooth like.