We in hallway, and Kali kicks in door! Blacktooth want be quiet and recon, but no! 2 ogres rush at us! Me hit first, cut ankle! Much damage! But bad ogresshanks not like and hurt Blacktooth bad. OWWWWWWWW.
Me move out of way to go to DefinitelyNeverBeenADragonAlwaysBeenAManShanks, tug his cape to get him to heal Blacktooth. Me bleed lots. But DefinitelyNeverBeenADragonAlwaysBeenAManShanks no can heal Blacktooth, 2 more ogres behind him and InvisibleFlyingShortShanks! But InvisibleFlyingShortShanks makes sparky and kill one! Other ogreshanks ask for mercy. Ogres get no mercy.
Now safe from close danger, DefinitelyNeverBeenADragonAlwaysBeenAManShanks make Blacktooth feel much better. Feels good man.
Me turn around, other ogresshanks are dead, and GreenShanks has ogre head on the end of his morningstar. Like ogre corndog, but Blacktooth no want eat middle, only outside.
Me go search room where ogreshanks come from, find hidden compartment in shelf! Pretty box, wood coffer, and green boots! Green like Blacktooth!
Me tuck away shiny box and try on boots. Boots fit perfect and soft a quiet! Me give coffer, and ShortShanks tell Blacktooth that boots are Boots of the Mire!
Me want go back to swamp, walk on water!