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Nosing Around in a Skull

Posted on July 10, 2014 in Dangerous Ponies by dubtea

We goes into skull building on top of skull dam. Soooo many skulls and no noses! Not fair!

Many locked doors, but unlocked windows! Rooms filled with green! We look for things – FlyingShortShanks thinks there goodies in room, but we look long, no find treasure. We make way around to room with graffiti in blood! Blacktooth is told it says “ALL HAIL WET PAPA GRAZUUL“.

We open doors, go down many many stairs! Very dark, but Blacktooth see in dark. No problem. At bottom of stairs, BigGreenShanks kicks open door. We make much noise, helps FancyPantsHipsterShanks catch up! He shiny.

We go into room that look like a beaver! In middle is a pool, and a scrag water troll rises out of pool, and hits BigGreenShanks with his trident! Wet Papa Grazuul!

Grazuul
But Blacktooth see that when GrazuulShanks hit BigGreenShanks with trident, it hurt GrazuulShanks too! Me hit GrazuulShanks with dart to see if he magic and if me get hurt if Blacktooth injure GrazuulShanks. Nope.

Beaver Room and Papa Grazuul
So, me do parkour! Blacktooth run across top of water (hooray Boots of the Mire!), slash GrazuulShanks with kukri! It vicious slash and keep doing damage after attack (meta: the ongoing bleed basically negating his ongoing regeneration)! Boots of Mire kept Blacktooth on top of water long enough to hit GrazuulShanks, but then me sink.

But me swim and get out of pool to do more parkour! Me jump off pool ledge onto GrazuulShanks back! PARKOUR!

Blacktooth on Grazuul's Back
FlyingShortShanks not patient and zap GrazuulShanks when Blacktooth on his back! Ouch! Friendly Fire! Blacktooth get out pool, hurt bad. Get behind BigGreenShanks for cover.

Nice DefinitelyNeverBeenADragonAllwaysBeenAHumanShanks heal Blacktooth. Me feel much better. And BigGreenShanks has GrazuulShanks’ trident and is holding him underwater! FancyHipsterShanks go underwater and kill GrazuulShanks but never come back. Where FancyHipsterShanks go?

We find tunnels underwater in pool, and FlyingShortShanks find pretty gloves.

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Tags: Blacktooth, Grazuul, Hook Mountain Massacre, Rise of the Runelords, RotR, Wet Papa Grazuul

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