Its Ikniq agin. We’re hunting Net..ele…Banw…..whatever, that evil elf. Antonio found some lame group of pony team to help find him. They look like a bunch of kids and don’t even know what an Asunagaq is. Big weak half ork, little runty orc with a big hed. And a gunome whose always giving me funny looks like I’m stupid or something, like he’s all hige and mitey. Asu drops turds bigger than half this team. I see how they were dumb enough to let that monster elf travel with them.
We traveled to the hook mountain’s. It was very cold, like home. Its great. Asu and I flew up through the snow to scout ahead. Of curse Firfus has to question what Asu says is up ahead, cause i bet he’s tracked ogers in the snow like a jillion times.Antonio said we should stay to the back and watch them. I’m not afraid of these guys.
A giant spider monster attacked us. We watched them kill it. Not that impressive. 2 ogers blocked the path. The ponys fought one and I lanced the other. Perfect hit, right through the jungler. There was a a pit and giant statue that the little orc climbed all over. He’s always climbing. Fancy pants Firfus got all excited about some drawing on it. Then the big one pushed it off the cliff. Morans. The end.