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More Like Hooker Mountain Massacre, amiright?

Posted on August 21, 2014 in Dangerous Ponies by dubtea

Two OgreShanks and a GiantShanks so big! Much bigger than Blacktooth! But me not scared – me use size to advantage and we fight!

Me throw dagger and hit one, but then get hurt bad! LittleFlyingShanks make one go sleep and MountedShanks makes me invisible! Blacktooth can makes the BadShanks hurt more! One OgreShanks kicks other to wake it up, giving Blacktooth a free stab when he gets up (gives me Bleeding Attack).

But we kills them, (I killed last, solo) and before we can catch our breaths, 4 more OgreShanks show up! Me hits one, LittleFlyingShanks puts one to sleep, MountedShanks slapchops one (151dam!). Me hit the same OgreSHanks again, kill him.  We kill the rest, and Blacktooth get 6 more noses! Yum!

Since me soo sneaky, me go downstairs to see what around, keep us safe. Me see 6 OgreShanks working forges and their boss. There 3 small doors filled w/ smoke.

Me go back, and go down other path. 3 old HagShanks. It smell like delicious decay. Hard to leave, but must keep FriendShanks safes. Me go down last path. It splits. Blacktooth go West first – room have frozen man guarding statue! Me no like statue. Me see black arrow on tunic.

Blacktooth go down East fork – giant huge stone throne room, with giant StoneGiantShanks! Blacktooth slowly, quietly back up, go back to FriendsShanks and tell what Blacktooth find.

We go to West fork, to HagsShanks. Blacktooth go first, but me no can resist yummy food! Me talk to HagsShanks and they very nice, let Blacktooth eat stew! Me eat hand, foot from cauldron.

Hook Mountain Hags
Me get very sleepy, go sleep. Me wake up on other side of room, surrounded my HagsShanks and FriendsShanks seem angry. One HagShanks on floor hurt. They offer to help us against StoneGiantShanks if we heal hurt HagShanks. We do.

Me still want more foot stew.

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Tags: Blacktooth, hags, Hook Mountain Massacre, Kreeg Ogres, naptime, Rise of the Runelords, RotR

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