On way there, another big gray guy and some bears thought they could take Kali. Giant and bears wrong. Giant threw boulder. Kali mad. Kali kill. Bear claw necklace look cool with the boar skull codpiece (for the ladies). Icky’s pet tried eating whole damn bear. Save some for Kali, piggy. Kali cut bear meat to dry for jerky and sausage. Need some salt and hot peppers in town. Mr. Firfus like hot peppers too.
Ponies get to Sandpernt, like bad ass heroes. Save the day again. Kali vouch for little greenie. Sandpernt no like goblings. Ponies split up to TCB. Kali go shopping. Pull piles of Pony loot from bag of holding for supplies. Ponies now have eight feel-better drinks, a little bottle of troll juice, three troll haggis, pretty pink dagger sash for Borktuth, six daggers, and a little stick of superblast for Mr. Firfus. Kali buy lots of whiskey, lard, tobacco, peanuts, salt, and spices. Go to butcher to make bear sausages.
Bring it, dragun-meat. Kali never yet taste dragun jerky. Mmm. Berl in pot with whiskey.