Kali and Ponies come to Sandpernt. Shit hits the fan. Stone bigs and bears charging from more than one front. Kali want more dire bear sausage. Whistle for Icky and his bird-lion. Pick up Kali and Boogerknife. Death from above. Drop off Kali and Boogerknife past bridge. Kali mighty. Booger fast. Kill giants. Carve up bears. Whistle again. Then come the dragon. First Kali ever see. Icky and bird-lion pick up and bring to big wall. Kali smack talk dragon’s mother in loud voice. Dragon no listen. Kali jump down. More giants to kill. Kali with fire mace through the streets. BASH BASH BASH. Then little Booger get smashed. Flat green splat on street. Kali no want Booger dead. Pull magic drink from bottomless bag and run barbarian fast to the mess. Leap through air, uncork bottle with teeth. Slam down bottle upsided down on spot that look like mouth. Magic drink work good. Little booger back. Kill more giants, but Kali want dragon. Is that Mr. Firfus riding dragon. Mr. Firfus brave. Mr. Firfus crazy. Too small to fight dragon. More stone giants. Big one run to ruins, the one that smash Booger. Kali remember song to Crom: “Give me strength to kill the things I can, the rage to ignore the thinks I can’t. And fuck the difference.” Kali climb the wall, but giant gone. Kali climb down. Kill more giants. Put out fires. Oh, shit! Hagfish burning! Kali run to Hagfish. Help put out fire. Save trophy wall. Nail Kali trophy up to burnt post. Help rest of town. Kali no really care about town, but these humans remember Kali’s Hagfish victory. Must keep fans alive. Ponies question tied up giant. Bird-lion kill giant.
Travel to Nybor by mountains and water. Big city. Kali get laid! Then shop: lots and lots of weapons and really cool shit. Kali want come back to weapon first mastered in Magnamar arena. Big Battleaxe.