As the Dangerous Ponies sort through the spoils of the late Longtooth, Ikniqpala stands to the side, ignoring the vast treasure and distant alarms. She is lost in the high of dragon murder, already crafting in her mind what will become her seminal achievement....
How to kill Dragons, the legend of Ikniqpala.
If you are reading this book,
i can only assume you want to kill dragons. I am Ikniq, expert dragon killer. I am an expert because I killed a dragon and how many did yuou kill? That is what I thought. Here is the story of my first dragon I killed so you know I am for real. Then we will get to dragon killing tips.
Chapter 1 : How I killed my first dragon
My tribe and I were in a large town, hunting a great swallow tale beast. But before we could, a dragon came and killed everyone, much fire. I promised the town elder we would kill it. We tracked the dragon for many days to its lair, high in the steps to the north. I did much dragon research and learned a fire protection spell. We found the cave where the dragon live
sd. His name was Longtooth. We entered the cave cautiously and I cast my most ancient summoner arts, but we saw no dragon. Then, the dragon’s head appeared from its pile of treasure! Note: where there is dragons, there is always treasures. The dragon was not happy to see us and made evil smalltalk. Funky Kalibahn said “here comes the dragon, lets get it on”. Little Firfus Finfus shot him with lightning, but it did not work. Dragons are as fast as lightning. It is a little bit frightening. Then I charged the dragon on my faithful Asunagaq. We were barely able to harm him. Then he used his fire breath. I was ready with my fire shield, hahaha. Dragons are smart, but also so stuped. No one was hurt! So the dragon ran away.
The ponies got ready and the dragon came back. If you are on a dragon’s gold, he will probably come back. Antonio fired his guns, he’s great at shooting because he has expert timing. Kalibahn feigned in to a kick, but the dragon made him slip. The dragon new we were for real now though and decided to run away. I was ready. As soon as the dragon flew away, I threw Antonio on Asunagaq and cast a teleportation spell. When the dragon thought he was safe, we were there, waiting. He tried his stupid fire again, but I am too smart. Asunagaq chased him at full speed Antonio firing over my should. The dragon started swaying his head, a sudden motion and he tripped. The dragon kept on falling until he didn’t.
Chapter the second: Lessons