The meatballs back at the Magnamar Arena won’t freakin’ believe this. Ponies took down a red dragon. Tracked that bastard down all the way from Sandpernt, across the Stoval Stairs, and up the mountain. Made a few stone giants wet their panties on the way up. We came to a cave near the top, and Mr. Firfus sent Sheela to scout. Kali climb up cliff with Nose-Eater and the other no-fly Ponies. We spread out and tippietoed along the perimeter of the cave and came upon a mountain of glittering goodies. Kali flanked the pile to the back of the cave looking for some hot scaly boom-boom when the dragon poked its horny head through the gold and started monologueing. Thats when a beam of lighting cracked through the air from the Ponies, shocking the dragon (and Kali) good. The dragon spread wings and leapt into the air as Kali charged, grasping for the baddie’s whipping tail to bring it down. Face-plant 1. Dragon seeing Ponies for real blew volcanoes of fire filling the whole front of the cave. Good thing we have the fire-tard magic. Dragon flew out of cave and flew back in for round two. Kali waiving at Iknic and his winged panda, who come swing down. No way Kali hitting dragon from the ground. Dragon too scared. As winged panda neared dragon, Kali leaps twirling greataxe! Dragon swoops. Face-plant 2! Not sure what happened next. Must have blacked out. Kali see stars. No see dragon. Picking gold coins from ears and charging to mouth of cave when Kali see Ponies jumping up an down. Dragon down. Kali fill Bag of Texas Holdem to top with shiny: water opals (1,000G), richblue-sp? (1,600G), black opals (8,000G), random gems (3,500G), 4 solid silver idols (600G each), platinum runelord idol of Korzog (5,000G), tapestry of monks sparing (600G) 3,400G, 23P. Now all Kali want is a dragon-head shoulder piece (roll Intimidation). Or maybe mount the head on the wall over the fireplace at the rebuilt Hagfish.