Blacktooth decide stay awake, let friendshankses sleeps. Me trap a bed at entrance w/ poisoned daggers. Me like secret stabbiness.
Blacktooth must have dozed off to! Me wake up, redcap gone. LittleFlyingShanks missing tooth! Me no take. Me a “Nose Man”.
Me decide to chek out hall, look for redcap. Me find a secret trapped door! Me go to untrap it, but warn friendsshankses that could collapse tunnel.
Me no collapse tunnel. Blacktooth disable trap and go through door.
As soon as we go in door, tunnel collapse behind us anyways! Not Blacktooth fault! After while, cooridor open up. There a room! In it is red kobold lady. She look angry, going to attack. Me throw dagger, and we fight!
She try to run away, but we turn her into fine mist. She have magic items – we take. Me take her nose.
Wo go to next room – me in middle of 4 sleeping StoneGiantShankses! Me turn, use hand signals! Tell BigGreenShanks there danger! Be Quiet! (That earned me a rank in Perform (act))
FriendOfBigFurryShanks summon a stone giant! It tricks others into leaving w/ him! Of course, we follow.
SmallFlyingShanks and me see murder holes in walls. Me get hit hard! TROLLSHANKSES!
SmallFlyingShanks pops a fireball ball that we got off angry kobold lady, throw through a murder hole. FriendOfBigFurryShanks dimension doors us out! Me no burn! Me like fire, but me no like burn.
One StoneGiantShanks see and turns on us! Green Berets (Blacktooth and BigGreenShanks) drop it.
We go on, come up on weird room. Me no feel good, like kinda lose balance when standing up. It not just affect Blacktooth – SmallFlyingShankses animal friend throw up rainbows and glitter! Me not throw up from room, me throw up from dumb unicorn. Rainbows and glitter are gross.
But, me go in room, get turned a size smaller. Tiny Blacktooth! Hard to go through room, but Blacktooth do. Finally made it to safe area.
Sess XP: 7,800