Green Berets on point.  Little booger even littler.  Go down hallway.  Big stupid face burst from wall.  Barf lava.  Barf slag.  Burn Kali.  Kali so mad, Kali drop axe.  Out come beast totem claws.  Gouge away.  Big fat metal guy in wall has mouth in belly.  Retreats (pussy). Next room has big cauldron.  Stone Golem.  Kali fight golem.  Chop chop no work.  Turn furious great axe for blunt end.  Bash bash work!  Stone golem is rubble.  Head flipped in cauldron.  Ponies debate cauldron.  Green Berets bored.  Go to next room.  Ponies follow.  Next Room is bloobath.  Zombie Hill Giants.  Big armor headless fuck clanging his axes.  Iknik get scared.  Run away.  Kali rethink his usefulness.  Kali front line.  Zombies pop up from floor.  Kali use new skills.  Kali really mad in middle of fight.  Swing Furious Greataxe with all strength . . . DROP.  FOUR. ENEMIES.  Kali bloody.  Kali raging.  Kali close to die.  Kali no care.  Kali die with boots on.  Kali die with teeth in neck.  Kali die with axe cleaving enemy ranks.  Only rage keep Kali alive.  Kali pull potion from belt.  No time to open.  Bite bottle in half.  Enemies die.  Kali live to fight another day.  Kali light cigar.