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There once was a group underground
Exploring a giant steel compound
Engineering confounded
And danger abounded
But there was plenty of screwing around
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There once was a bard from Golarian
Who explored below ground, subterranean
He found veggie monsters to disperse
As he rehearsed this terse verse
In a curious metal-walled atrium
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There once was a dude named Aakpesh
Who swung his hammer smash smash smash smash smesh
His enemies he rushed
And proceeded to crush
With a smash smash smash smash smash smash smesh
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There once was Kelmaa the cleric
Who abhorred fighting as too barbaric
But when attacked by machine
She grew angry and mean
She may be more than just a meek medic
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