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Poems in five-line anapestic meter with a strict rhyme scheme

Posted on May 6, 2015 in Iron Gods by Byron

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There once was a group underground
Exploring a giant steel compound
Engineering confounded
And danger abounded
But there was plenty of screwing around
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There once was a bard from Golarian
Who explored below ground, subterranean
He found veggie monsters to disperse
As he rehearsed this terse verse
In a curious metal-walled atrium
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There once was a dude named Aakpesh
Who swung his hammer smash smash smash smash smesh
His enemies he rushed
And proceeded to crush
With a smash smash smash smash smash smash smesh
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There once was Kelmaa the cleric
Who abhorred fighting as too barbaric
But when attacked by machine
She grew angry and mean
She may be more than just a meek medic
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Adv. Party: Iron Gods - 2 Comments
Tags: Aakpesh, Kelmaa, Limericks, Tenlow

2 Responses to Poems in five-line anapestic meter with a strict rhyme scheme

  1. Chris says:
    May 7, 2015 at 9:06 am

    Epic. No, really, epic. “Smesh!”

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  2. Byron says:
    May 7, 2015 at 11:14 am

    Thanks! It’s a good thing the internet can help with rhyming words, though “smesh” was my own poetic brilliance.

    Next up, theme songs for everyone!*

    *Not really.

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