The moving room came to a stop and after finding a finger jammed in the tracks of the door, my chum Vayu and I managed to force it open. The brainiacs in our band said something about us being in enter-jeering, whatever that is.
As soon as we stepped out into a different part of these metal caves we were attacked by these ugly, skinned cat-like things! Of course, we slaughtered them. I smashed one dead in a single blow, because, you know, I gots muscles and a mighty earth breaker (well, two, actually. *chuckle*).
We went up some ramps in the room and followed a long, curved corridor around the big the cave we came in from. Went back and entered a room with a lot of metal boxes and two tables. Attacked again! And surprised! I managed to kill two of the orcish things that came at us. One was reduced to spray of blood, guts, and bone splinters that got all over my chum, William S. Preston, Es… Esqui… Eskimocapator? Whatever.
One of the metal boxes was locked tight and even I, the mighty Aakpesh, couldn’t force it open. We moved on to a side room there and three rat things attacked. The others had a little trouble with them. Me, I didn’t even break a sweat as I reduced them to rat-flavored paste.
All and all, a heady cavalcade of murder-hobo monstricide! Though, I could do with more drinking. …and gold …and whoring.