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10Lo’s Mom is SOOO Big . . .

Posted on June 7, 2017 in Iron Gods by Chris

My robot slaying pals and I found ourselves in the second room of the metal caves under the Skelton Farm at Iadenveigh. The glittery cloud was defeated. The room was brightly lit and we just finished watching the magic reflection of “Master Zood” that apparently controlled the glittery cloud at some point.

Using one of the door cards I got into a tiny room with holes in the ceiling. Probably some sort of murder hole stabby trap, but it wasn’t tripped. I think it was somehow controlled by the door card.

Beyond, through another card door was a big room with giant pipes. Went to the first door I saw, that was to the right, and forced it open. Was promptly shot in the face with some sort of freezing ray by Ilarus who was on the other side. Man, I hate that woman. Thankfully, she also managed to hurt herself when her freeze ray thing didn’t activate correctly. Serves her right.

Then four deformed androids blinked in out of nowhere. My favorite time of day… FIGHT TIME! But first, I flew into a rage and got two solid smacks on Ilarus for shooting me. Then she begged for mercy. Pathetic. We smashed everybody else in fairly short order but they kept blinking in and out of the room. Then Ilarus clicked her heels vanished! Lame. No matter. I’m going to murder her eventually.

After the fight, 10Lo opened one of the tubes in the room. nothing in there. Then he climbed into this booth thing while I played with all the shiny buttons and switches in the next room. Blue milk curdling stuff came out. Did I do that? 10Lo got it off before it formed permanently as skin. Gross. But HILARIOUS. I wanted him to get in there again but he didn’t. He told us he’s pretty sure this is where he came from… we’re inside his MOM!! Weird. Grosser than the blue milk skin thing.

We began checking the other doors in 10Lo’s mom. The next door had workshop with various bladed weapons and several humanoid skulls that were apparently made here. Last time I checked that’s not how babies are made. 10Lo’s mom keeps getting weirder and weirder. It also looked somebody had been practicing forging here with this strange equipment.

As I opened the next door we were attacked by six more deformed androids! These guys are relentless. And they had bombs! I say “had” because we killed 4 of them before some blue-haired, bisected, lop-sided, android woman (10Lo’s sister?) appeared on top of one of the big tubes and hollered, “To me, my crew! Repel the boarders!”

Maybe we’ll give pursuit! She might be able to answer some questions.

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