The Manticorps have saved my worthless life, a debt I can never fully repay. I have learned much from Master Tylore. He is a wizard defiler. I very much like defiling.
Green Berets on point. Little booger even littler. Go down hallway. Big stupid face burst from wall. Barf lava. Barf slag. Burn Kali. Kali so mad, Kali drop axe. Out come beast totem claws. Gouge away. Big fat metal guy in wall has mouth in belly. Retreats (pussy). Next room has big cauldron. Stone Golem. […]
Ponies rest in the cave. Green Beret No. 2 take watch. Kali’s push-up and stretching regimen paid off. More limber now. Reach further. Decapitate better. Firfus lost tooth. Ponies search hallway. Cave in! Next room have little red lizard barbarian. Toughest Kali ever saw. In the end, not too tough for Kali. Fine. Red. Mist. […]
The meatballs back at the Magnamar Arena won’t freakin’ believe this. Ponies took down a red dragon. Tracked that bastard down all the way from Sandpernt, across the Stoval Stairs, and up the mountain. Made a few stone giants wet their panties on the way up. We came to a cave near the top, and […]