It’s been a while since the crew has assembled, and we get orders to meet at Mumbleport City. It’s a pretty big city,and we all meet up at a tavern by a wharf. Included in our orders are rank changes – trading in the Army rank of Sergeant to the naval rank of Petty Officer. […]

In the morning, we re-assess the status of our section of the caravan, and get things ready to move out. And then? From out of nowhere? Pen comes riding in, on a goddamn horse, looking all clean and pristine. Like a bastard. Oh, it gets better. And by better I mean worse. You see, he […]

I come to, mid-stride, back at the rear of the train. You can imagine the surprise that just barely flashed across my face when I saw Lt. Cromartie, the leader of “The Punishers”, talking to Cpl. Robin. Offering help. You would then see my utter lack of surprise when I see her faint as a […]

Sgt. Zayno makes it our responsibility to get the newbie in line. His name is … does it mater? He’s the newbie, so his name is Private Newbie. He’s apparently a gifted lutist. Some quick catch-up, since its been a bit. We were ordered to reinforce an army laying siege to the capital of Urartu. […]