IT’S A TRAP!
The rest of our journey was pretty uneventful. No killin’ or whorin’ to be had anywhere. Jacques seems like he’s still pretty messed up. I’m still confused about that. Anyway, we arrived at the fortress called Aldrenard’s Grave. Two “guards” peeked through the crenels and told me and the chums a plague had broke out […]
Into Each Life Some Acid Rain Must Fall
We’ve left the Black Iron Foundry. I’m feelin’… and lookin’… rather sexy in my new metal mesh skin. But then, when am I not lookin’ dead sexy? Gonna have to remember to pick up a little somethin’ for our new pal, Ironfoot. We camped outside the foundry. Figgured it was safe-ish there. Jacques doesn’t seem […]
I Really Didn’t Wanna Hurt Gruthor, But . . .
So, Meyonda and Gruthor had apparently decided to make it difficult on themselves. There was some tricksy illusions from our side and nasty offensive magic from Meyonda. It was a tough fight but we cornered them and beat them both to my favorite kind of pulp, bloody. Meyonda had a strange weapon device with an […]
Mazes & Monsters & Murder-Hobos
The moving room came to a stop and after finding a finger jammed in the tracks of the door, my chum Vayu and I managed to force it open. The brainiacs in our band said something about us being in enter-jeering, whatever that is. As soon as we stepped out into a different part of […]
Varobar Morghulis, All Robots Must Die
After the horrors of the metal chirurgeon’s room my chums and I moved on to what looked like an a room for the sick or recovering. A lot of beds… and TWO METAL BEASTS!. A shiny one attacked Vayu, a brown one with a skin of armor attacked me. We got smacked around pretty bad […]