Two OgreShanks and a GiantShanks so big! Much bigger than Blacktooth! But me not scared – me use size to advantage and we fight! Me throw dagger and hit one, but then get hurt bad! LittleFlyingShanks make one go sleep and MountedShanks makes me invisible! Blacktooth can makes the BadShanks hurt more! One OgreShanks kicks […]

We eating breakfasts at the Fort, when strangers show up looking for FancyShanks! One (Mike) shrinks me smaller! But Blacktooth no care, me run and go eat what is now huge sausage! SO MUCH SAUSAGE! There a DirtyShanks who calls himself “The Goat” and a longshanks who calls himself Ikniq. He has a mount, Asunagaq. […]

Me open door (after much crap regarding doorknobs and such was delivered my way by Chris) in GrazuulShanks’ room, and Blacktooth see giant model of dam! AND SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP BLACKTOOTH SEE SKULLRIPPER! A SCORPIONSHANKS MADE FROM SKULLS! AHHH!     Me throw dagger at SkullShanks (for 37dam + 4 bleed! A dagger!) and run […]