Well, if we’re going to be moored here for this storm, we might as well get some supplies. The general store at the dock is great, man. Smells of a mix of stale cigarettes and brackish water, with just a hint of dog. The walls have badly taxidermied animals, some with Mardi Gras beads or […]

The cocoon surrounding the Creature from the Black Lagoon Swamp sloughs off, and guns trained on it, I ask what it’s doing on the boat. It chitters. I don’t like it when things just chitter, it ain’t right. So I decide to make a mess of it rather than give it a chance of making […]