Jacques, being Jacques, detonates a grenade on himself, making these disgusting abominations take fire damage. I cast Bull’s Strength on Aakpesh and Vayu, and stay put to provide flanking on the not-huge tumor. Aakpesh smites the one in front of me, and even if I was capable of describing the sheer wrongness that I inhaled, […]

Seerath – the two-faced fembot with two faces. Two half-faces. Whatever. 10LO takes off his disguise, and shouts “Sister! Are we not (something)?” I didn’t get all of what he said, since my attention was diverted to an opening door, revealing more of these dysfunctional mandroids. She apparently isn’t really interested in what 10LO has […]

Inspecting the panel by the door that just showed us a video, I realize (Nat20!) that I can communicate to a degree with the glitter cloud – a bionanite swarm. I learn from the membanks that it mis-recognized us as deformed androids, which it has spent the last untold years repairing. Its purpose is to […]