Spool 2457135.01 — There once was a group underground Exploring a giant steel compound Engineering confounded And danger abounded But there was plenty of screwing around — There once was a bard from Golarian Who explored below ground, subterranean He found veggie monsters to disperse As he rehearsed this terse verse In a curious metal-walled […]

        Sir, I’ve made some progress on those android wire backups they sent down. We’ve decrypted the undamaged lengths of spools 2457037.01 through 2457079.01. There’s some confusing numeric data that we need to analyze, but it appears to be a journal… And? It’s mostly bad poetry. Pardon? A journal in the form […]

Mornin’ mate. Already doin’ the returns, eh? Done a few, yeah. But lookit’ this ‘un. Nice lookin’ tenlow, not a scratch on it, but ‘ere’s this note says insteada just makin’ music, it was gettin’ all chatty n’ askin’ questions n’ such. Says they was worried about it ’round the kids. I ain’t never heard […]